This supposedly comes from a ski shop in Sacramento. To be fair, I’m pretty sure I saw Barry Zito out there on the mound actually playing this summer. But he’s terrible. Safe to say it would be slightly happier times in Giantsland if he was the one taking the summer off.
As of writing, in case you needed the nausea-inducing reminder, your defending champion Giants are 66-80, in last place and 20 games out of first. The offseason is near, though, Giants fans. Just a little longer until the misery (and Zito’s contract!) ends.