Where do we even begin? Well, there’s the Sharks broadcast team breaking down the Sharks “holiday party” as if it were Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Antti Niemi was walking around with a cactus on his head, thinking its mistletoe. But nothing is topping Patrick Marleau and Brent Burns (sans fake teeth) having a toy sword fight. It should go without saying that the acting was terrible throughout, but that’s part of the charm of these things. Who can forget Team Teal singing Christmas carols? Or the equally bizarre holiday “infomercial” from a couple years back? But anyway, congratulations, Sharks, you’ve really outdone yourselves this time.